The Full Menu

A full explanation of all available menu options and how it works.

How it Works

  1. Choose which platform you want to subscribe on: Kofi or Patreon. You can visit our Locations page to compare and contrast both platforms and see which one you like more.
  2. Look through the menu offerings and choose your monthly treat! This year we are experimenting with having both physical and digital only tiers, so you have a good amount of options!
  3. Regardless of which platform you choose, you will get charged upfront.
  4. Once you subscribe, you will get your tier's respective rewards delivered to you throughout the month either in the mail or online.
  5. Enjoy! 😊

Physical Fancies

The following are the physical only tiers that are available at all our locations!

Please Note: At this time I am only shipping Secret Menu packages domestically—I'm based in the USA—and domestic shipping costs are what these new tier prices are optimized for. If you are not based in the US but you are interested in ordering off the Secret Menu, please let me know either by email or on my various social medias! The more international interest there is, the faster I will look into making a special international tier!

Sticker Club Soda
$9 USD/month

Comes with:
  • My eternal gratitude 😌💖
  • TWO copies of the monthly 3"x3" exclusive sticker design.
  • Gains SECRET, SPECIAL, ACCESS to past sticker club offers via The Secret Menu storefront (the storefront will look different depending on the platform you subscribe to)
  • Gain access to behind the scenes content for both my personal projects AND The Secret Menu!
  • Early notifications on store & commission re-openings allowing you to place orders ahead of the public!

Magnet Monte Cristo
​$18 USD/month

Comes with:
  • My eternal gratitude 😌💖
  • Everything from the Club Soda Tier AS WELL AS:
  • ONE beautiful 3"x3" die-cut magnet of the exclusive monthly design.

The VK Happy Meal
$27 USD/month

Comes with:

Digital Delights

The following are the digital only tiers that are available at all our locations for anyone and everyone!

Colorful Cheesecake
$3 USD/month

Comes with:
  • My eternal gratitude 😌💖
  • Gets downloadable PDF coloring sheets of the monthly featured designs to print out and color!​
  • Gains SECRET, SPECIAL, ACCESS to past sticker club offers via The Secret Menu storefront (the storefront will look different depending on the platform you subscribe to)
  • Early notifications on store & commission re-openings allowing you to place orders ahead of the public.

Behind the Scenes Boba
$10 USD/month

Comes with:
  • My eternal gratitude 😌💖
  • Everything from the Colorful Cheesecake Tier AS WELL AS:
  • Gets to see all the NEW behind the scenes on things I'm working on for my store, the club, and personal projects.

Timelapse Tiramisu
$20 USD/month

Comes with:
  • My eternal gratitude 😌💖
  • Everything from the Behind the Scenes Boba tier AS WELL AS:
  • Gets access to full timelapses for ALL artworks made during the month.

Interested?